girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today
that is how i want to live my life
She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in
The mesothelioma cross-stitch is now available in my Etsy shop!
we need a disney princess that pegs
mulan’s right there
Today is the day
Many apologies, your majesty.
jack blacks 13 year old: dad lets make a game channel together because we love to game as a family and im a 13 yr old so i like lets players
jack black: thats a good idea i love you son
p*wdiep*e racists: CORPORATE GAMERS… NOT LIKE MY RACIST GAMER IDOL WHO IS A POOR INDEPENDENT CREATOR MILLIONAIRE
Tegan: This is my rope snake. He bites, watch out.
2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
illus. MAHOU “Snorunt” from Generations
there is no god. only pussy
2019 is going to be all about being as abhorrent as possible. i’m talking utterly eldritch and incomprehensible. too unbearable to even acknowledge.
in 2019 if anyone can bear to look at me without being driven mad with terror and disgust, i’m doing it wrong