vagisil:

Ayo Edebiri | Interview Magazine

anarchywoofwoof:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

kkshowtunes:

silly-slacker-person:

qu3ercus:

discount-butlins:

motherhenna:

thebagelhut:

magicoftelevision:

autisticcosima:

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

King

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

derangedrhythms:

ALT

Angela Carter, Unicorn: The Poetry of Angela Carter; from ‘Unicorn’

shiki21:

Hungry.

cdbug:

love this thang

lordworm:

Reblog to make it die faster

lilacspecs:

cali:

i was worried there might be something wrong with me cuz when i walk around barefoot at home i exclusively do it tip-toeing but webmd said im just a gazellepilled baddie with a soul full of starlight

dafancyuhinspiration:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT YOU
DMV: laughing at YOU

Verdict: ACCEPTED

vintagewildlife:

Mud salamander
By: Unknown photographer
From: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Animal Life
1961

cowboy:

starjasmines:

cowboy:

What would happen if you got an email

i would check it

You sick fuck.

catchymemes:

betta-be:

What year is it